Interview With A Bed Bug

Today we decided to sit down with a local and quite chatty Bed Bug, Ben. Ben has graciously agreed to answer some questions we here at the Bed Bug Patrol Store have on his friends and family.
Let’s get started.

First of all, Ben, thank you so much for agreeing to speak with us here at Bed Bug Patrol.

Ben: It's my pleasure. I'm happy to answer all your questions about my clan.

BBP: Let me ask you this, what is your favorite area to feed on people?

Ben: I absolutely love disrupting people while they sleep. The oxygen they emit when breathing is like a fine perfume that lures me in.

BBP: Well, that's disturbing but ok. While we sleep, how come we don't immediately wake up?

Ben: Oh well fun fact, we have an interesting anesthetic, from our saliva, that promotes increased blood flow at the bite site, making the feeding process quick and nearly painless.

1 in 5 Americans has had a bed bug infestation in their home or knows someone who has encountered bed bugs at home or in a hotel.

(National Pest Management Association)

BBP: That's a lovely superpower you all have. OK, next question. How long can you survive without food?

Ben: We are so lucky in this respect, we can go without feeding for up to a year. Can you?

BBP: No, but that is an interesting diet idea Ben. How long does it take you to feed your host?

Ben: We are like the drive-thru baby, it only takes us 5-10 minutes and we are all full, until the next evening.

BBP: Thanks for tainting the 'drive-thru' for me Ben. What is your worst fear as a Bed Bug?

Ben: That people will buy your spray and rid me and my friends of existing.

BBP: Thank you, Ben, for your honest and somewhat uncomfortable answers.

Ben: You are welcome!

So there we are, folks!

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Until next time...stay alert and be safe at home or on the go!

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